A Guide to Our National Parks

For People Who Hate Nature

Okay, so maybe nobody really hates nature. I mean, once you get to know it, some of it is very soft and fluffy. Like the hazardous Teddy Bear Cactus from Joshua Tree National Park - our nations most Xtreme Cactus. Or the deadly Canyon Bears of Grand Canyon National Park who see humans as nothing more than a source of food. Whose lips salivate at the mere sight of a human tourist and their Doritos.
But let's face it. It's a pain in the patoot peeling off the couch and transporting it to the nearest National Park. Plus you're gonna need camping equipment. And that of course means there might be camping involved. And really can anything possibly be worth the

Not so!

Acadia National Park
Death Valley National Park
Grand Canyon National Park
Petrified Forest National Park
Hoover Dam
Joshua Tree National Park
Saguaro National Park
Sequoia National Park
Zion National Park

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