Frog: I know, but I really want one. I collect them.
So now, ironically, the T-shirts actually are sort of collectible.
In response to numerous requests, I've decided to go ahead and make them available here on the
website.
It's as easy as ridin' a bike!
Do you have a story about your adventures in a Poona the Fuckdog shirt? ...Send it to Zoom!
POONA the SHIRTDOG
As you probably know, each production of Poona the Fuckdog and
other plays for children has its very own T-shirt because of the scene in which the gullible Frog tries to buy a Poona the
Fuckdog T-shirt from the evil Man-Who-Could-Sell-Anything.
The CHICAGO Poona Shirt
The SEATTLE Poona Shirt.
The NEW YORK Poona Shirt.
[SOLD OUT]
The LAS VEGAS Poona Shirt.
The WASHINGTON D.C. Poona Shirt.
[SOLD OUT]
The BOSTON Poona Shirt.
[SOLD OUT]
The PORTLAND Poona Shirt.
[SOLD OUT]
The TACOMA Poona Shirt.
The NEW ORLEANS Poona Shirt.
(Or a pony. A really angry pony.)
Here's what critics are saying about Poo-shirts...
Today was a beautiful Indian summer day in the city. I went to the office wearing my brand new
complimentary black, white, and hot pink T-shirt with a lurid drawing and a proclamation of
"Poona the Fuck Dog" at such and such a theatre on my chest. I can't remember the last time I
saw a nun in this town. Today, I'm wearing
my lurid advertisement on the subway, and seven nuns enter the car and sit opposite me. One of
them, of course, notices, then nudges the nuns on both sides of her, who nudge their neighbor,
etc. Pretty soon there are all these rosary beads going a mile a minute in silent prayer and utter
disdain. Two stops later, I couldn't take it anymore, bolted the subway, and walked an extra half
dozen blocks uptown.
Ah, life.