Stand up comic walks into a bar...
by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2009

Stand up comic walks into a bar...
Bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
Standup comic says, "I gotta problem. I can't tell a joke."
Bartender says, "Whatta you mean you can't tell a joke? You're a standup comic, right?"
The comic says, "Right. And I can't tell a joke."
And the bartender says, "Then you got a problem, buddy."
Comic says, "Tell me about it!"
Bartender says, "Okay, I know this guy who's a standup comic, and he can't tell a joke."
Comic says, "No kidding? What's his name?"
Bartenders says, "I dunno. I haven't asked."
Comic says, "Well, could you ask him? I'd like to know."
Bartender says, "No problem. Hey, what's your name?"
© 2009 Jeff Goode - THIS SCRIPT IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR




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