It's Christmas Tiiiiiime in the CITY

This past weekend I went to an English play called the Eight Reindeer Monologues. It was performed inside of a VFW, so it was very low key. It was a small place, but cozy. The bar was open and you could grab a drink to enjoy during the show. The play, in itself, was absolutely hilarious. Each reindeer accused Santa of sexual harassment. They gave the inside scoop about Santa's "true character," the Elves' origin, and even Mrs. Claus' alcoholism. Is Santa Claus really a philandering libidinous sexpot?