Once upon a time there was a very lonely Fuck Dog named Poona. One day she was visited by her Fairy God Phallus and taught how to play a very fun game in her big pink box. As Poona becomes an overnight sensation, her adventures take her to the Kingdom of Do (where nobody did) ruled by a powerful television set. She meets, among others, Suzy-Suzy Cyber Assasin, a thespian shrub, angry storytellers, a handsome prince, talking frogs, lost space aliens, and even God (who can answer any question for five dollars)! Warning: This poop-your-pants-funny comedy is definately not for children or the easily offended! Directed by Steven Parker.

Directed by Anthony Runfola

Once upon a time, there was a little fuckdog who lived in the woods. Her name was Poona. Poona had no friends until her Fairy God Penis brought her a magical gift - a big pink box. One day, a handsome prince came to play in Poona's big pink box. Won't you come and play with Poona? Follow Poona's twisted path to the Kingdom of Do (where no one did) and meet The Man Who Can Sell Anything, Suzy-Suzy Cyber-Assassin, Mr. Beer, and God (who will answer any question for five bucks). If Pee Wee's Playhouse had a kennel, Poona the Fuckdog would board there. So spike the milk, lace the cookies - and get way, way under the covers for Stray Cat's mounting of these hilarious and subversive bedtime stories.

Once upon a time there was a Fuck Dog Named Poona. Poona was a very lonely Fuck Dog until one day she was visited by her Fairy God Phallus and taught how to play a fun game in her big pink box. Poona suddenly becomes a very popular Fuck Dog. Poona's adventures take her to the Kingdom of Do (where nobody did) ruled by a powerful television set. She meets, among others, Suzy-Suzy Cyber Assasin, a thespian shrub, lost space aliens, and she even talks to God! Poona finally grows old and must tell her fabulous story to all you little kiddies.