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Sydney, Australia
June 10, 11, 16, 17, 24, 25 2009
The Sound Lounge

at 8:30 p.m.


SEX. LIES.
ANTLERS...

Scandal has erupted at the North Pole. One of Santa's Eight (the elite corps of flying reindeer used to pull his sleigh each Christmas Eve) has accused him of decidedly un-Santa-like behaviour.

This clever, humorous, and confronting play involves a series of 8 witty monologues by each of Santa's reindeer; revealing the truth behind the allegations. However, do not expect happy little elves and cute smiling reindeer. Instead be prepared for a dark comedic tale of corruption, intimidation, and deviancy that implicates the smallest elf, right up to the jolly fat man himself!

You will never look at Santa the same way again!


In the Winter of 2009, the SATC changed the way audiences would look at Santa for years to come...

“The Eight: Reindeer Monologues”, was performed at the Seymour Centre and directed by Sam Neaves.

The impressive cast included: Dave Jones, Stephen Lloyd-Coombs, Luke Davis, Janina Hamerlock, Chris Jackson, Mitch Feltscheer, Scott Clare, and Morgan Powell. Vixen ... Morgan Powell

 


New York, New York
November 18-22, 2009
(previews November 17th)
7 Santas
& The Eight: Reindeer Monologues
Double Feature

Roy Arias Theatre Center

300 West 43rd Street

Tuesday through Sunday at 7:30 p.m.


Tired of seeing A Christmas Carol or The Gift of the Magi? A cast of 24 twenty-somethings bring both of Jeff Goode's holiday plays to life in Midtown. Christmas is not necessarily nice this year but definitely naughty!

Running time is approximately 2 hours and 40 minutes including a 15 minute intermission. This play is not suitable for children and younger teens. General admission and pickups may be picked up 30 minutes prior to curtain or less. To guarantee seating together for large ticket orders, please arrive 30 minutes prior to curtain.


Dasher - Cali LaSpina
Blitzen - Maggie Alexander
Vixen - Kaitlin Colombo
Dancer - Hiroko Koga
Hollywood - David McDaniel
Comet - Eric Harper
Cupid - Michael Deely
Donner - David Lawson

Carolers
Sopranos
1. Dara Epstein
2. Katy Irwin
3. Kimberly Magness
4. Courtney Kochuba
5. Andrea Shannon Young
6. Amy Riddle
7. Melissa Welz
8. Ingrid Gillming
9. Hillary Gaudio
10. Elisa Lomnitz
11. Cedly Carter
12. Alison Mahoney

Mezzos
1. Jaqueline Finch
2. Roni Laytin
3. M—nica O'Malley
4. Venuz Delmar
5. Aimee Gottesman
6. Minda Larsen
7. Lauren Kruse
8. Megan Pohland
9. Renee Monico
10. Virginia Frank
11. Lindsey Mckitterick
12. Ashley Mas
12. Jessica Marantz

Altos
1. Kat Gang
2. Laura Chaneski
3. Mary Sabo
4. Tiva Lee Samaru
5. Irene Doudonis
6. Mariah Ciangiola
7. Michelle Cammarata
8. Anne Montavon
9. Alanna Chuyan
10. Gina Vetro
11. Michele Dalia
12. Erica Jensen


 


Doha, QATAR
November 19 & 20, 2009

The Arabian Premiere of The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

Directed by Katherine Spry

Donner ... John Rigg


SOURCE: 9/29/09 email from Katherine Spry

 


Joliet, Illinois
November 20 & 21, 2009

Studio Production

Friday & Saturday at 7:30 p.m.


With all the excitement over the Mother Courage cast and The Eight: Reindeer Monologues cast, please do not forget our first production this season: God's Favorite. Come out to JJC tomorrow at 12 pm - 8 p.m. to help us get the set finished before Tech rehearsal next Saturday. Everyone at JJC helps each other and it is not exclusive to one show or another. We can really use the help of as many JC Players as possible to help us finish this project. God's Favorite also has a shorter rehearsal and build period then any of the other shows this season. If you can spare even an hour, please come out to help us finish the set.

 


Manitowoc, Wisconsin
November 20 - December 19, 2009

421 N. Eighth Street

Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 p.m.


The Bubbler Theatre will bring to stage its first self-produced show: a holiday story for those on the naughty list.

Directed by Damian Schmitt

CAST
Comet ... James Thornton
Vixen ... Lisa Golda


 


Clarksville, Tennessee
November 27 & 28, 2009
otherspace at
100 Franklin St.

Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m.


Directed by Brendan Cataldo
features Alicia Kelly, Drew Torkelson, Adam Kurtz and Humberto Figueroa

SOURCE: http://nashville.broadwayworld.com/article/Reindeer_revolt_in_postThanksgiving_respite_at_Roxy_Theatres_theotherspace_20010101

 


Atlanta, Georgia
November 27 - December 20, 2009

2597 N. Decatur Rd.

Opening Weekend:
Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m.
Sunday at 7:00 p.m.

Dec 5-20:
Thursdays at 8:00 p.m. (no show on Dec 3)
Saturdays at 11:00 p.m.
Sundays at 7:00 p.m.


Directed by Kevin Kincheloe
Lighting Designer - Harley Gould*
Sound Designer - Barbara Cole Uterhardt*

THE CAST:
Dasher: Tom Gillespie*
Cupid: Nat Martin
Hollywood: Brent Rose
Blitzen: Abra Lieberman
Comet: Britt Butrill
Dancer: Amanda Pickard Hardie; Jenna Edmonds* (11pm performances)
Donner: Craig McConnell
Vixen: Caitlin Bruggerman

* OSA Artistic Company Manager


 


New York, New York
November 28 - December 21, 2009


312 West 36th Street



 


Christchurch, New Zealand
December 1-5, 2009

UCSA Ballroom, 90 Ilam Road

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday at 7:30 p.m.
Friday at 6:00 p.m.
Saturday at 7:30 & 10:00 p.m.


UC Drama Society Inc. presents
The Eight: Reindeer Monologues
By Jeff Goode

Our first Christmas show!

All is not well at the North Pole - Santa has been accused on gross sexual misconduct and the media descends to try to get the full story. Each of Santa's reindeer come forward to give their take on events - what happened with Vixen in the toy workshop? Why did Rudolph lead the pack that fateful foggy night? What is Mrs Santa's problem? And has Santa been very very naughty?

Directed by Erin Harrington
Producer Sarah Campagnolo

VIXEN ... Lizzie Tollemache


 


Anaheim Hills, California
December 1-21, 2009
Tuesday & Wednesday at 8:00 p.m.
Friday & Saturday at 11:00 p.m.

added performances:
Mondays at 8:00 p.m. (Dec 14 & 21)

Stage Scene LA - Best of 2009-2010 - Best Monologue Performance - Jocelyn A. Brown, Alex Bueno, Emily Clark, Lewis R. Crouse II, Chance Dean, Dimas Diaz, Casey Long, Sarah Moreau


It wouldn't by the holidays at The Chance without "The Eight: Reindeer Monologues," back on our stage for its 6th straight year!

A Chance Un-Holiday Tradition

Our favorite team of reindeer still have plenty to say! Accusations, rumors and all-out attacks are flying fast and furious around Santa's toyshop this holiday season. Go behind the tinsel and hear the truth about Santa straight from the eight reindeer who know him best. When a doe says "No", she means "No Way, Sucka!"

This production contains foul-mouthed reindeer and is definitely not suitable for kids!


Creative Team
  • Directed by Oanh Nguyen*^
  • Scenic/Lighting Designer : Masako Tobaru*
Performers
  • Dasher : Casey Long*, Dan Flapper
  • Cupid : Dimas Diaz*, Bob Simpson*
  • Hollywood : Chance Dean*, Casey Long*
  • Blitzen : Clare Solly, Jocelyn A. Brown*, Clarissa Barton*
  • Comet : Alex Bueno*, Sarah Moreau
  • Dancer : Melanie Gable, Sarah Moreau, Jennifer Ruckman*
  • Donner : Lewis Crouse*, Jeff Hellebrand*, John MacDonald
  • Vixen : Emily Clark*, Zoe Simpson
* Chance Theater Resident Company Member
^ Member of Stage Directors & Choreographers Society (SDC)

*Click here to see the Reindeer Performer Schedule


 


Ansonia, Connecticut
December 2 & 3, 2009

Wednesday & Thursday at 7:00 p.m.


Come see the REINDEER MONOLOGUES playing at Ansonia High School December 2nd and 3rd at 7 pm. Tickets are $5.00 at the door. Along with tickets, buttons, cookies and other reindeer things will be for sale at the door. Come see how the reindeer feel about Santa Claus and his nasty ways. This show is not suitable for children under the age of 13. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

SOURCE: http://newhaven.craigslist.org/eve/1476500248.html

 


Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
December 2-22, 2009

The Red Room

507 S. 8th Street


4th Smash Year!

directed by Kate Brennan

Dasher ... T.J. Sokso
Cupid ... Josh Hitchens
Hollywood ... Kevin Meehan
Blitzen ... Rebecca Miglionico
Comet ... Delante Keys
Dancer ... Melinda Miller
Donner ... Mark Cairns
Vixen ... Samantha Clarke

stage manager ... Tara Gruber
scenic designer ... Greg DeCandia
costume designer ... Peggy Walsh
sound designer ... Andrew Morris
graphic design ... Oz Dubon
dramaturg ... Steven Heitz
outreach director ... Michael D. Durkin


 


Burlington, Massachusetts
December 3-12, 2009

380 Cambridge St. (Route 3A)

Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.


Sick. Twisted. Festive.

 


Gulfport, Florida
December 3-20, 2009
Back Door Theater
4919 17th Avenue

Thursday, Friday, Saturday at 8:00 p.m.
Sunday matinee at 2:00 p.m. on Dec 20


If you are you looking for something different for the holiday this year, tired of A Christmas Carol and Gift of the Magi? Well, this show is for you: eight reindeer dishing about the real Santa. All those rumors you’ve heard about him and the elves? About Rudolph’s little secret? About Vixen’s story that was leaked to the press? ALL TRUE. Yes, the reindeer finally speak up and – believe us - they do not hold back!

Directed by Trevor Keller
Cast Members include - Brick, Tracy Borgatti, Ernesto Camara, Daniel DiPiazza, Daniel Harris and Kelly Sardinas

SOURCE:

 


Huntsville, Alabama
December 4-12, 2009
(Alpha Stage)
1216B Meridian Street

Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays


Directed by Gina White

Coming to the AlphaStage, downstairs this December. Fasten your safety belts, Santa's sleigh is in for a rough landing as a small herd of disgruntled sleigh pullers expose Santa for what he may truly be. For mature audiences!

 


Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
December 4-12, 2009

30 NE 52nd Street

Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.


The Actors Warehouse Studio launches its first professional production on its new stage with a performance of Jeff Goode's The Eight: Reindeer Monologues. The eight reindeer dish the dirt about Santa, all those rumors you've heard about him and the elves? Get the true story about Rudoulph's little secret,and Vixen's story that was leaked to the press. The reindeer finally speak up and they do not hold back!
L.I.P. Service and The Actors Warehouse is back with a different kind of Christmas show. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Directed by Michelle DeLong

CAST
Dasher - Doug Van Liew
Dancer - Lilli Bassett
Hollywood - Justin Baker
Vixen - Amanda Martin
Comet - Jason Leyva
Cupid - David Swanner (Dec 4, 5); Craig Pruitt (Dec 11, 12)
Donner - Ben Hall
Blitzen - Brenda Williams


 


Dallas, Texas
December 4-12, 2009
The Green Zone
161 Riveredge Drive.

Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.


We know them as Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. They call themselves, "The Eight." These reindeer are responsible for the happiness of children all over the world. Eleven months out of the year they are merely ghosts, but come December no one can compete with their notoriety. They are a close family, and as we soon discover a VERY dysfunctional one. In Jeff Goode’s play, The Eight Reindeer Monologues, we get a hilarious behind the scenes look at Santa’s Elite Eight. When the reindeer speak we hear stories of jealousy, desire, greed, terror and even get the skinny on the "fatman" himself.
The Eight Reindeer Monologues is a departure from the syrupy sweet shows of Christmas that can sometimes be overwhelming. It’s a fun and candid show that you don’t want to miss!

Starring: Brad Allen, Shane Hamlin, Rhianna Mack, Jamie Marchi, Brad McEntire, Leslie Katz, Jeff Swearingen, and Rafael Villegas.

SOURCE:

 


Saint Louis, Missouri
December 4-19, 2009
Kranzberg Arts Center

501 N. Grand

Thursdays & Fridays at 8:00 p.m.
Saturdays at 3:00 p.m. & 8:00 p.m.
Sundays at 7:00 p.m.


A wickedly funny alternative to traditional candy-cane cheer. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's eight tiny reindeer accuses him of sexual harassment. As the mass media descends upon the event, the other members of the sleigh team demand to share their perspectives, and a horrific tale of corruption and perversion emerges -which seems to implicate everyone from the teeniest elf to the tainted Saint himself. With each deer's stunning confession, the truth behind the shocking allegations becomes clearer...and murkier. Don't miss this irreverent holiday spectacle that can only be told in the HotCity way!

Directed by Sarah Armstrong

CAST:
Kari Ely - Dancer
Tyler Vickers - Hollywood
Alan Knoll - Donner
Bob Mitchell - Dasher
Kim Furlow - Blitzen
Julie Venegoni - Vixen
J.J. Sitzmann - Cupid
Rusty Gunther - Comet

Cameron Fuller– Scenery
Alan Chlebowski - Lighting
Felia Davenport – Costumes


Mentions/Awards/Kudos:
The staff would like to note that this show was our biggest selling show at the Kranzberg Arts Center! Thanks go out to all who attended!

 


Kalamazoo, Michigan
December 4-19, 2009
Epic Center Theatre
359 South Kalamazoo Mall
(across from the State Theatre)

Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.


Accusations, rumors and all-out attacks are flying fast and furious around Santa's toyshop this holiday season. Told in a series of witty monologues, each of Santa's flying hoofed critters confesses the truth behind the reported shocking allegations. The jolly old elf himself is at the top of the naughty list, and you won't believe what his trusted reindeer have to say. If you've had your fill of traditional, feel-good Christmas fare, leave the kids at home and enjoy an antler-packed evening of acid-tongued reindeer. "...A tart alternative to candy cane cheer..."

Directed by Randy Wolfe

Adam Carter (Cupid), Kate Walker (Dancer) and Jennifer Moubray (Vixen) will return from the 2003 run. They’re joined by Adam Pasen (Dasher), Mitch Voss (“Hollywood” Prancer), Kristin Utrecth (Blitzen), Matt Shook (Comet), Jarrett Blackmon (Donner) and Lizz Matthews (security officer).

Original Music by John Purchase


SOURCE: http://www.wholeart.org/season_tickets.php

 


Augusta, Georgia
December 4, 5, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19, 2009
Santaland Diaries / Reindeer Monologues


304 Eighth Street



SOURCE:

 


Austin, Texas
December 4-19, 2009
The Studio on West
3408 West Avenue

Fridays & Saturdays @ 8:00 p.m.


Not everything is merry at the North Pole. Rudolph is in a padded cell, Santa is on a bender, and the reindeer are talking to anyone who'll listen in Jeff Goode's hard-hitting, chocolaty-dark holiday confection. In this hysterically tart alternative to the usual sugar-coated holiday fare, scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's eight tiny reindeer accuses him of decidedly un-Christmas like behavior. As the media descends, the other members of the elite sleigh team share their articulate (and sometimes sordid) confessions. A tale of corruption and perversion emerges, which seems to implicate everyone from the littlest elf to Saint Nick himself.
Onyx Co. Lampoons the Holidays with Comedy The Eight: Reindeer Monologues Rudolph is in a padded cell, Santa is on a bender, and the reindeer are talking to anyone who'll listen. Such is the premise of Jeff Goode's hard-hitting, chocolaty-dark holiday confection The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, being presented from December 4th through reindeer_monologues_logo.tif 19th by the Onyx Co. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's eight tiny reindeer accuses him of decidedly un-Christmas-like behavior - sexual harassment, to be exact. As the media descends, the other members of the elite sleigh team share their sordid confessions. A tale of corruption and perversion emerges, implicating everyone from the littlest elf to Saint Nick himself. With each deer's confession, the truth behind the shocking allegations becomes clearer and clearer - and murkier and murkier. Performances are Friday and Saturday nights at 8 p.m. Tickets are $10 for general admission. Due to the script’s content, the production is recommended for mature audiences. The Studio on West is located at 3408 West Avenue. For information and reservations, call (512) 294-9393 or email onyxcoatx@gmail.com.

Directed by Joe Solis

Blitzen ... Annabel Guevara


SOURCE: http://austinonstage.com/keye/reindeermonologuesnews.htm

 


Monterey, California
December 4-19, 2009

320 Hoffman Avenue @ corner of Lighthouse Ave
New Monterey

Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.


In this tale of holiday mayhem, our favorite team of reindeer have plenty to say. Accusations, rumors and all-out attacks are flying fast and furious around Santa's toyshop this holiday season. What's the true story behind Rudolph's unlikely rise to fame? Does Mrs. Claus have a serious drinking problem? Can St. Nick himself really be guilty of sexual harassment... against one of the reindeer? And with all this going on, how can the spirit of Christmas be saved? Go behind the tinsel and hear the truth about Santa straight from the eight reindeer who know him best.

Directed by LJ Brewer

Starring:
Chuck Messenger
Jay DeVine
Drew Davis-Wheeler
Koly McBride
Peter Eberhart
Allison Smith
Michael Alliman
and
Heather Hahn as "Vixen"


SOURCE: http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/archives/2009/2009-Sep-03/from-neil-simon-to-shakespeare--and-pink-floyd/1/

 


San Diego, California
December 4-20, 2009

Wednesdays & Thursdays at 7:30 p.m.
Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.
Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Wednesday Dec 2 (preview) at 7:30 p.m.
Thursday Dec 3 (preview) at 7:30 p.m.
Monday Dec 7 (industry night) at 7:30 p.m.


You're going to love the irreverent comedy in this production. Warning: It ain't The Nutcracker. But if you like to laugh and get a kick out talking angry reindeer, then you gotta catch this Christmas Special Show!

Produced by Dale Morris
Directed by Jerry Pilato
Stage Manager Bailey Neill

featuring:
Desmond Hassing as Dasher
Tyler Herdklotz as Cupid
Lynae De Priest as Blitzen
Stephen Rowe as Comet
Teresa Beckwith as Dancer
Josh Hyatt as Donner
Kristen Fogle as Vixen


 


Salem, Massachusetts
December 5-13, 2009
A Christmas Repertory:
A Child's Christmas in Wales & The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

Salem Athenaeum
337 Essex Street

Dec 5 & 11 at 7 p.m.
Dec 13 at 2 p.m.


December 2009: Holiday traditions, classic and comic.

The STC stages its 5th annual production of Dylan Thomas' A Child's Christmas in Wales, with musicians, refreshments, and Thomas' classic radio play in performance, directed by Caroline Watson-Felt.

Adults seeking for some holiday humor can catch the STC's production of the hysterical and edgy The Eight: Reindeer Monologues by Jeff Goode and directed by Catherine Bertrand.

A Child's Christmas in Wales, December 4 and 12 at 7pm, and December 6 at 2pm, tickets $15/$10, venue TBA. The Eight, December 5 and 11 at 7pm, and December 13 at 2pm, tickets $15, venue TBA. Adult combination ticket to both plays $25.


SOURCE: http://salemtheatre.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/stcs-seventh-season/

 


Marina Del Rey, California
December 6-21, 2009
Waterfront Concert Theatre
4211 Admiralty Way

Sundays & Mondays at 9:00 p.m.



 


Fort Myers, Florida
December 7, 2009
CYPRESS LAKE HIGH SCHOOL CENTER FOR THE ARTS THEATRE DEPT.
Holiday Java


6740 Panther Lane


featuring:

HOLIDAY JAVA

ACT ONE

“Couch Potato Santa” by Jimmy Brunelle

                Christina Carrieri and Alison Hamilton

“Twas a Florida Christmas” by Al Bundy

                Maddy Musser

“The Doll Monologue” by M. Ramirez

                Stephanie Sutor

“The Politically Correct Twas the Night Before Christmas” by Harvey Ehrlich

                Kyrie Sassaman

“Dasher” from THE EIGHT by Jeff Goode

                Kayla Towle

“Why I Hate Christmas” from GREMLINS by Chris Columbus

                Brittany Rincon

“The Florida Christmas Song”  by Diva and Wild Man

                Natasha Sowka

“Hannukah Bizare”

                Joey Whitesman, Sophie Stein and Philip Gold

“Guess Jew” by Sanspants Productions

                Ali Hooks, Casey Kelley and Sophie Stein

“The Twelve Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers

Chris Hughes, Adrianna Marrone, Jacob Estes, Chris Cooper, Christine Magers, Bianca Flynn, Eli Baldwin, Stephanie Hennagin, and Cheslea Morton

ACT TWO

ROCKIN’ AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE – Katy Gibble

SANTA BABY – Ashley Jasinski

CHRISTMAS, WHY CAN’T I FIND YOU? – Christine Magers

THE FIRST NOEL – Chris Hughes on guitar

MISTLETOE – Andie Morgan

GREENSLEEVES – Chelsea Fleeman on piano

THANKFUL – Mike Nance

A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS by Charles Schultz

                Christine Magers

THE CHRISTMAS SONG – Brooke Cole

SILENT NIGHT – Caroline Farrell

I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS – Jeremy Miller

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS from MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS – Kacie Phillips

I’LL BEGIN AGAIN from SCROOGE by Leslie Bricusse – Loete


 


New York, New York
December 9-19, 2009
The Red Room
85 East Fourth Street
(between 2nd and 3rd Aves)

Wednesday Dec 9th at 8:00 p.m.
Thursday Dec 10th at 8:00 p.m.
Friday Dec 11th at 8:00 & 10:30 p.m.
Saturday Dec 12 at 8:00 & 10:30 p.m.

Thursday Dec 17th at 8:00 p.m.
Friday Dec 18th at 8:00 & 10:30 p.m.
Saturday Dec 19 at 8:00 & 10:30 p.m.


Dysfunctional Theatre's 4th annual production. Santa's reindeer gather at their private North Pole watering hole, and as the booze flows, the scandal grows. Alternately hilarious & disturbing, nothing is held sacred as the reindeer expose all of Santa's (& their own) indiscretions. Screaming, crying and WAY too much eggnog... isn't that what Christmas is all about?

THE 8: REINDEER MONOLOGUES features Sarah Eliana Bisman, Rob Brown, Danaher Dempsey, Michael DeRensis, Jennifer Gill, Rachel Grundy, Peter Schuyler and Amy Beth Sherman.


 


Wilmington, North Carolina
December 9-19, 2009

111 Grace Street

Wednesday through Saturday at 8:00 p.m.
Sundays at 5:00 p.m.



 


Portland, Oregon
December 11 & 12, 2009
Blackfish Gallery
420 NW 9th Ave.

Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m.


directed by Jason England

Dasher - Chris Porter
Cupid - Conor Eifler
Hollywood - Pat Moran
Blitzen - Fife Ririe
Comet - Marvin Gray
Dancer - Heather Peterson
Donner - David Berkson
Vixen - Sarah Logan


The dark underbelly of the bowl full of jelly

Santa's a pervert, and then there are the deer: Vixen the vamp; Cupid, all gay camp; Dancer, the Jewish deer; Donner, Rudolph's guilt-ridden father… and the rest. They all have their say in The Reindeer Monologues, Readers Theatre Repertory's December 11-12 gift to Portland. The production is themed "A Dirty Little Secret Santa."

Guest director Jason England says there's enough holiday merriment onstage elsewhere. "This is the opposite of making yuletide bright," he says. "The reindeer accuse of being a 'grotesque libidinous troll of a man,' and this is their dark tell-all."

England hopes folks will send the kids to A Christmas Story, then treat themselves to "A Dirty Little Secret Santa." Careful, though: as one reviewer put it, "…you'll never again be so complacent about leaving the chimney unguarded at Christmas."


 


Toronto, Canada
December 11-13, 2009

in Kensington Market
299 Augusta Ave
Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m.
Sunday at 4:00 p.m.

Directed by Natalie Kulesza
Stage Manager - Kate Duncan
Costume Design by Julianna Clarke

SOURCE: http://te-in.facebook.com/group.php?gid=154144483048

 


Edmonds, Washington
December 11-19, 2009
Wade James Theatre
950 Main St.

Fridays & Saturdays at midnight


Santa has finally gone too far and the Reindeer are mad. Catch a glimpse into the affairs of the famous eight reindeer as they confess how things really go down at the North Pole when the sleigh ride is over. Hilarious, obscene and vicious Eight is sure to get you into the holiday spirit.

Not recommended for those who believe in Santa or are easily offended.
Late Night Shows to satisfy your "Inner Grownup" are not part of our regular season. All tickets are $5.


Featuring:
Amanda Cherry, Wes Chick, Garr Godfrey, Tara McLauchlan, Douglas Newell, Kat Schroeder, Larry Shaw and Ian Stratton

Directed by Lisa Wright Thiroux
Stage Manager: Dawn Charlson


SOURCE: http://www.driftwoodplayers.com/season.asp

 


Racine, Wisconsin
December 11-19, 2009
Sixth Street Theatre
318 Sixth Street

Fridays at 8:00 p.m.
Saturdays at 5:30 & 8:00 p.m.


Over Our Head Players announces a bonus holiday production, The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, a dark, dark Christmas comedy by Jeff Goode.
Special 10-Year Anniversary Production

Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's eight tiny reindeer makes a shocking accusation. As the media descend upon the event, the other reindeer share their perspectives. A horrific tale of corruption and perversion emerges, implicating everyone from the littlest elf to the tainted Saint himself. As each of the airborne eight shares their thoughts on the holidays, each other, and life with Santa, the truth behind the shocking allegations becomes clearer ...and murkier.

The Eight: Reindeer Monologues has meaning beyond the comedy and the shock. It also gives us a poignant glimpse of what many of us do at the holidays -- pretend we are happy and everything is fine. In many respects, these reindeer are quite true to human nature. OOHP first presented this show in 1999.

Director Rick Ditter was not part of that original OOHPs production, but he is aware of the reputation it has built since then. He was interested in producing it a second time precisely because of the jarring juxtaposition between holiday humor and adult situations. He says, “There are funny moments throughout the show due to the sheer absurdity of the situation. But it also delves into some very serious subject matter, which is made more accessible when presented by reindeer.” On a lighter note, Rick comments, “For hundreds of years, Santa has been the sole judge and jury of who has been naughty and who has been nice. But who is watching him?”


Directed by Rick Ditter.

The cast includes: Barbara Akey, Michael Becker, Colleen Burkhart, Nicholas Hoyt, Brianna Hubbard, Brad Kostreva, Daniel Myers and Joseph Piirto.

Production staff includes: Joseph Piirto, Diane Carlson, Melissa Fleischman, Ron Schulz, Jerry Horton, Tom Spraker and Janine Anderson.

 


London, England
December 13, 2009

28 Ivanhoe Road
East Dulwich

Sunday at 8:00 p.m.


Hello all, This is an invite to a free performance of The Eight, the reindeer monologues and open mic night at Hoopers bar on the 13th of December.
We'll be starting around 8.00 and it shouldn't last more then two hours.

The Reindeer monologues is not appropriate for children as the content is more of an adult theme. Santa has been accused of molesting Vixen and the 8 reindeer have been called into give evidence. Each reindeer is a distinct personality, some of them more risque than others. All in all it's down to you to decide what really happened... Oh and why is Ruldolph in an insane asylum?

The open mic bit is what it says on the tin. Open for slots of 5-10 minutes between each monologue for music, comedy, poetry, dramatic reading or some other form of entertainment.

I wonder if anyone on here would like to contribute to that portion of the evening?

I'm also looking for two more roles to be filled, Vixen (who is the pivotal one in the whole production) and Cupid (the outrageous yet sharp minded one (also very gay)).

PM me if interesting in taking part, and look forward to seeing some of you there!
Tom


8/10/10:
It was a resounding success too and we managed to raise 100 pounds for a charity supporting homeless people in London. Second time I've been involved with it, I was part of the production in Oita Japan several years ago. Can I say to you it is a fantastic script and well written, well done.
Kind regards,

Tom Collins

 


New York, New York
December 13, 2009
Marymount Manhattan College Commons

Sunday at 6:00 p.m.


CURE Crew Presents
The Eight Reindeer Monologues
December 13, 2009
6pm
Marymount Manhattan College Commons

ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE CYSTIC FIBROSIS FOUNDATION.

SOURCE: Baker's Plays statement 6/30/10

 


Winter Park, Florida
December 17-20, 2009
On the Edge Series


419A W. Fairbanks Avenue

Thursday at 8:00 p.m.
Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m. & 10:00 p.m.
Sunday at 3:00 p.m. & 8:00 p.m.

  • Critic's Pick: Orlando Weekly

  • The Eight: Reindeer Monologues is a dark, dark Christmas comedy (yes, comedy!). Think of it as the anti-Christmas Carol, or the Christmas show for people who hate Christmas shows. It is definitely NOT for the kiddies, folks!

    Directed by Michael Colavolpe

    Dasher - Chris Prueitt
    Cupid - Jeff Lindberg
    Hollywood - Ryan Gigliotti
    Blitzen - Robyn Pedretti Kelly
    Comet - Kevin Kriegel
    Dancer - Kathy Baker Wood
    Donner - Kevin Bee
    Vixen - Michelle Prueitt


    SOURCE: http://www.breakthroughtheatre.com/On_the_Edge_Series.html

     


    Blackwood, New Jersey
    December 18-20, 2009

    Blackwood Campus
    The Little Theatre

    Friday & Saturday at 8:00 p.m.
    Sunday at 7:30 p.m.


    Holiday Event
    The Eight: The Reindeer Monologues
    A staged reading by Josh Costello

    The Speech Program: The Readers' Theatre Project of American Literature presents two Holiday Events in The Little Theatre this season. The first is a staged reading of The Eight: The Reindeer Monologues on Dec. 18, 19 & 20 at 8pm. This show is for adult audiences only. The second is a staged reading of The Wakefield Second Shepherd's Play on Dec. 19 and 20 at 2pm. This show is for children and their parents.


    SOURCE: http://www.camdencountywoman.com/articles/208/1/The-Performing-Arts-Are-Alive-and-Thriving-at-Camden-County-College/Page1.html

     


    (aka Crazy Eye Productions)
    Lancaster, South Carolina
    December 19, 2009

    106 Elm Street

    Saturday at 9:00 p.m.



     


    San Francisco, California
    December 21 & 22, 2009

    975 Howard
    (Between 5th & 6th. Look for the red door.)

    Monday & Tuesday at 8:00 p.m.


    Directed by Kirk Johnson

    SOURCE: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/tlg/1444988609.html

     


    Winston-Salem, North Carolina
    Christmas 2009

    [looking for information about this production]

    SOURCE: Baker's statement 12/2009