// BILLBOARDS.TXT is database of the billboards used throughout the website function billboardEntry(code,link,graphic,style,slugline) { this.code = code this.link = link this.graphic = graphic this.style = style this.slugline = slugline // slugline OR title } // short means: Self-contained play (not an excerpt or sketch) 10 minutes or more, but less than 30 minutes Billboards = new Array var j = -1 j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("amazons","shamazons.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid black","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("gladiators","shgladiators.htm","art/logo_gladiators.gif","border:none","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("harlot","shharlot.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid black","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("maids","shmaids.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid black","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("seconds","shseconds.htm","art/logo_seconds.gif","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("7san","pg7san.htm","art/logo_7san.gif","background:black;border:medium solid black","SEVEN SANTAS
From the author of The Eight Reindeer Monologues
This time, it’s Santa’s turn and he’s taking Christmas down with him!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("8rm","pg8rm.htm","art/logo_8rm1_sm.jpg","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("abx","pgabx.htm","art/logo_abx.jpg","border:medium solid maroon","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("adjl_hubba","music/adjl_hubba.htm","music/adjl_hubba.jpg","border:medium solid blue","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("americandragon","tv/americandragon/index.htm","tv/americandragon/logo.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("apj","shapj.htm","art/logo_apj2.gif","border:medium solid pink","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("aud","shaud.htm","art/logo_aud.jpg","border:medium solid brown","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("baw","shbaw.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid blue","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bk8rm","books/bk8rm.htm","art/logo_8rm1_sm.jpg","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbmsm07","books/bkbmsm07.htm","books/bkbmsm07.jpg","border:medium solid navy","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbss00","books/bkbss00.htm","books/bkbss00.jpg","border:medium solid green","Best Stage Scenes of 2000") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbwsm07","books/bkbwsm07.htm","books/bkbwsm07.jpg","border:medium solid orange","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbwsm98","books/bkbwsm98.htm","books/bkbwsm98.jpg","border:medium solid fuchsia","Best Women’s Stage Monologues of 1998") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkdra","books/bkdra.htm","art/logo_dra.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bklar","books/bklar.htm","books/bklar.jpg","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkmar","books/bkmar.htm","art/logo_mar.jpg","border:medium solid gold","Marley’s Ghost
"A rich new holiday confection! A smart, engaging prequel to A Christmas Carol"
---Los Angeles Times") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkprg","books/bkprg.htm","books/bkprg.jpg","border:medium solid black","Princess Gray and the Black & White Knights
Chivalry and slapstickery for knaves of all ages!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkquick2","books/bkquick2.htm","books/bkquick2_obs.jpg","border:medium solid black","New 10-minute plays from the 2007 season of Quick & Painless") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkrjc","books/bkrjc.htm","books/bkrjc.jpg","border:medium solid black","Romeo & Julius [Caesar]
by William Shakespeare
His first new play in 400 years!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkswash","books/bkswash.htm","books/bkswash.jpg","border:medium solid green","Your Swash Is Unbuckled
Piracy, brigandry and she-deviltry!
Eight new Stage Combat plays by Jeff Goode") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkten","books/bkten.htm","books/bkten_200.jpg","border:medium solid brown","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkywm","books/bkywm.htm","books/bkywm.jpg","border:medium solid blue","Young Women’s Monologs from Contemporary Plays") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkywm2","books/bkywm2.htm","books/bkywm2.jpg","border:medium solid fuchsia","Young Women’s Monologues from Contemporary Plays #2") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("brownsoupthing","film/brownsoupthing/index.htm","film/brownsoupthing/logo.jpg","border:medium solid #946300","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("but","shbut.htm","img/buzzard.gif","border-bottom:medium solid gray;border-right:medium solid gray;border-top:medium solid green;border-left:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("carisma","http://www.carisma.com.au/","tm/carisma.jpg","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("cos","pgcos.htm","art/logo_cos2.gif","border:medium solid #a6985b","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("crosswords","tv/crosswords/index.htm","tv/crosswords/crosswords.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("darrylwinston","tv/darrylwinston/index.htm","tv/darrylwinston/logo.jpg","background:red;border:medium solid #fce393","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dp_10min","shdp_10min.htm","art/logo_dp_10min.gif","border:medium solid orange","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dphd","pgdphd.htm","art/logo_dphd_sm.jpg","border:medium solid gray","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dqbk","pgdqbk.htm","art/logo_dqbk.jpg","background:white;border:medium solid white","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("duckdodgers","tv/duckdodgers/index.htm","tv/duckdodgers/logo.gif","background:#ecffec;border:medium solid teal","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("eas","sheas.htm","img/easterbunny.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ecpsa","film/advocates4youth/index.htm","film/advocates4youth/jonnypuppets.jpg","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("fin48doc","film/fin48doc/trailer.htm","film/fin48doc/fin48doc.jpg","background:white;border-left:medium solid green;border-right:medium solid gold;border-top:medium solid blue;border-bottom:medium solid red","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("fingerhut_larrance","http://www.improvacadia.com/","people/fingerhut_larrance.jpg","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("goodeprice","http://www.myspace.com/goodeandprice","tm/goodeprice.jpg","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ham","pgham.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","HAM/THELLO: the moor of denmark
The bloodiest finale in all of Shakespeare becomes even more gruesome when the villainous Iago takes on tragic heroes Othello and Hamlet at the same time!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("jge","jge/index.htm","art/jge_black.jpg","border:medium solid white","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("jjj","shjjj.htm","art/logo_jjj2.gif","background:black;border:medium solid silver","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lar","pglar.htm","art/logo_lar_sm.jpg","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lawopie","tv/lawopie/welcome.htm","tv/lawopie/billboard.jpg","border:medium solid black","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lew","shlew.htm","art/logo_lew.jpg","border:medium solid orange","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lilostitch","tv/lilostitch/index.htm","tv/lilostitch/logo.gif","border:medium solid green;background:#ddffdd","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lincoln_billy","http://www.badassmusic.com/","tm/badassmusic.jpg","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lll","pglll.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("llp","pgllp.htm","books/bkllp_200.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("mar","pgmar.htm","art/pnmar06_indianapolis/marley-small.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("mar2","pgmar2.htm","art/logo_marx_wreath.gif","","From the author of The Eight Reindeer Monologues and the composer of the musical Lao Jiu:
A hilarious and touching prequel to A Christmas Carol") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("marleyschristmas","http://www.marleyschristmas.com","art/logo_marx_wreath.gif","border:medium solid red","Music for the Holidays
From the new musical Marley’s Christmas!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("nar","pgnar.htm","books/bknar.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("noshame","http://www.noshame.org/","theatres/logo_noshame.gif","background:black;border:medium solid black","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("palindrome","scripts/workshop/palindrome.htm","art/logo_palindrome.gif","border:medium solid maroon","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("playoftheday","scripts/texts/chooser.htm","scripts/texts/logo_pod.jpg","border:medium solid green","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("poo","pgpoo.htm","art/logo_poo.jpg","background:fuchsia;border:medium solid fuchsia","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("por","pgpor.htm","books/bkpor.jpg","border:medium solid brown","Love Loves a Pornographer or Please As You Please
A comedy of Wildean wit and preposterousness...") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("pra","pgpra.htm","art/logo_pra_sm.jpg","border:medium solid orangered","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("prg","pgprg.htm","art/logo_prg2.jpg","border:medium solid orangered","Princess Gray and the Black & White Knights
Chivalry and slapstick for knaves of all ages!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("price_jonathan","http://www.jonathanprice.com/","people/price_jonathan.jpg","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("pvm","pgpvm.htm","art/logo_pvm.jpg","background:#ecffec;border:medium solid silver","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rhlj","shrhlj.htm","art/logo_rhlj.jpg","border:medium solid green","Robin Hood and his Merriest Man have conflicting recollections of their fabled first meeting.") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rickyisfamous","film/rickyisfamous/index.htm","film/rickyisfamous/logo.jpg","background:white;border-left:medium solid green;border-right:medium solid gold;border-top:medium solid blue;border-bottom:medium solid red","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rjc","pgrjc.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rum","pgrum.htm","art/logo_rum.jpg","background:maroon;border:medium solid orange","A gnome’s-eye view on the classic fairy tale!") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("steward_dinah","people/steward_dinah.htm","people/steward_dinah.jpg","","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("trappedbymormons","film/trappedbymormons/index.htm","film/trappedbymormons/logo.jpg","background:silver;border:medium solid gray","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("trc","pgtrc.htm","art/logo_trc_sm.jpg","background:lightblue;border:medium solid blue","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("turfpirates","shturf.htm","art/logo_turfpirates.jpg","border:medium solid pink","Two bungling bands of brigands wage a sea battle on land.") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ubu","pgubu.htm","art/logo_ubu.gif","background:yellow;border:medium solid red","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("undressed","tv/undressed/index.htm","img/tvund.gif","background:#BD4A29;border:medium solid #CED6AD","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("unx","shunx.htm","art/logo_unx.jpg","background:#ececff;border:medium solid gold","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("web_marleyschristmas","http://www.marleyschristmas.com","art/logo_mar2.gif","border:medium solid black","") j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("xmas2005b","scripts/texts/xmas2005b.htm","art/logo_yucx.gif","","") // END of BILLBOARDS database - Functions are below... function billboard(CodeSought) { pointer="Yipes! Error! Not Found!" for (var loop = 0; loop <= Billboards.length-1; loop++) { if (Billboards[loop].code == CodeSought) {pointer = loop} } return(pointer) }