[Musicals /
Young Audiences]
Anger Box (2003)
Ten angry new monologues, featuring everything from the sanctimonious to the sacreligious: Homophobia, Popophilia, Manslaughter, Dogslaughter, Godslaughter, and of course... Santa Worship.
Cosmetic Perjury
Dick Piston, hotel detective, battles evil plastic surgeons bent on world domination in the third installment of his comic murder-mystery series.
Dead Panther Cabaret (1989)
Do-it-yourself Drama. Create an original show with interchangeable scenes and monologues from the Best of No Shame Theatre.
DICK PISTON, Hotel Detective (1995) (1998) (2001)
The ongoing misadventures of bungling hotel detective Dick Piston. A series of comic murder-mysteries with gratuitous sex and violence and a cliff-hanger ending every ten minutes
Dracula Rides Again (1995)
When Doc Frankenstein and the Count fall for the same showgirl, you're in for an evening of showdowns and hoedowns that could turn Tombstone into a ghost town.
THE EIGHT: Reindeer Monologues (1994)
A dark, dark Christmas comedy. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's eight tiny reindeer accuses him of sexual harrassment. As mass media descends upon the event, the other members of the sleigh team demand to share their perspectives, and a horrific tale of corruption and perversion emerges, which seems to implicate everyone from the littlest elf to the tainted Saint himself.
Elephans
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(1995)
On the lonely planet of Eleph, where language was never invented, the mango-loving Elephans learn to communicate without words.
The Elf
(1987)
Raymond Roberts is a typical American husband. He loves his job. He loves his wife. He loves his house in the suburbs where they live with their typical American kids. But Raymond is also an elf, one of the mythical faerie whose responsibility it is to use their magical powers to make the world a better place. And when global philanthropy comes between Raymond and his family... Which will he choose?
Escape From Eldorado (1990)
The first-ever post-Cold War musical comedy spy thriller. Secret agents race against time to defeat a singing virus which threatens to destroy all life on this Earth.
Ham/thello - a new play by William Shakespeare (2007) aka Hamthello
Shakespeare's greatest villain, Iago, stoops to new heights of evil to convince Othello that Prince Hamlet is sleeping with his own mother.
[5m, 3f]
Larry and the Werewolf
(1995)
a weekly late night serial-comedy-murder-mystery-musical with Roman centurions and werewolves and a cliff-hanger ending every ten minutes
Lear's Labour's Lost - a new play by William Shakespeare (2007)
King Lear divides his kingdom and swears off women in hopes of spending more time with his books - but when the untimely arrival of the beauteous Princess of France allows Lear's fellow scholars to fall in love with his three duplicitous daughters, the courtly romance that ensues could tear the nation apart.
[6m, 6f]
Lesbian's Last Pizza (1996)
A young woman, dying of AIDS, tries to order takeout from a homophobic pizzeria.
Love Loves a Pornographer (2007)
A Victorian author of indecent fiction endeavors to find a polite way to blackmail the vicar who's seducing his wife. (Winner of the Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle Award for Writing, and the Backstage Garland Award for Playwriting)
Marley's Ghost (2003)
Before Ebenezer Scrooge learned the true meaning of Christmas, another old miser was haunted by the ghosts of his past, present and future. What could have happened to Jacob Marley, in the seven years since his untimely death, that could convince him to sacrifice everything in order to save the one man he despised most?
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Narcissus & Echo
(1992)
a romping, risque musical version of the Greek and Roman myths. The story of Narcissus and Echo takes an unusual twist when Narcissus is duped into believing he is a Lesbian. In the fiercely heterosexual world of the philandering Zeus and his nymphs, Narcissus is forced to struggle with the thorny questions of his own sexuality, even as he fends off the amorous advances of nymphs, goddesses and the insatiable Zeus himself. ...But is Narcissus man enough to resist his own feminine wiles?
Poona the Fuckdog and other plays for children (1999) [NOT for children]
This darkly wacky adventure takes us through Poona's fairy-tale world where television is king, frogs don't turn into princes, princes carry bombs and it's all OK with God.
The Portrait of the Virgin Mary Feeding the Dinosaurs (1996)
Visual, intellectual and emotional roller-coaster which deals with sexual, religious and artistic exploitation. A tour of the Louvre reveals the story of Leonardo DaVinci's sexual assault on the Mona Lisa and how it led him to paint the Messiah's mom with the Elvis of dinosaurs. (Plus tap-dancing Jesus, cappucino-swilling tyrannosaurs ...and the the devil himself leads you into temptation.)
Prague-nosis! (2001)
Dick Piston returns! And this time the ubiquitous hotel detective finds himself caught between a beautiful international jewel thief, and a sexy multi-national porn star. ...Which is probably not the worst place to be caught.
Princess Gray and the Black & White Knights
(1996)
The White Knight and the Black Knight go to war for the love of Princess Gray. Who will she choose? ...And more important... Will the hapless Peasants of three war-torn nations survive their fairy tale romance?
RING CYCLE! The Musical
(1994)
Four actors & a feisty sock puppet attempt to perform Wagner's entire 15 hour opus in 90 minutes. But can the quarrelsome quartet destroy the universe before they destroy each other?
Romeo and Julius [Caesar] - a new play by William Shakespeare (2000)
A young boy falls in love with the Roman emperor, setting in motion a conspiracy of hate crimes and murder/suicides that threatens to let slip the dogs of war.
[8m, 5f]
Rumpelstiltskin
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(1990)
A gnome's-eye view of the classic fairy tale. Opportunistic humans exploit a philanthropic gnome who spins straw into gold.
Savin' Up for Saturday Night
(2008)
Lovin' don't come easy in this one-honky-tonk town, so when the band leader and the bartender fall for the same divorcee, all heckfire's set to bust loose. And the audience is welcome to dance along.
Seven Santas (2007)
From the author of The Eight: Reindeer Monologues: This time it's Santa's turn. And he's taking Christmas down with him.
The UBU Plays
(1997)
The epic saga of an attrocious oaf too stupid to be anything but the King of the World. A trilogy of wacko revolutions straight out of today's headlines.
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